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Finally I got time to play with our blog a little...
I have labeled all our posts...
Here is the conclusion:
1. Way too many thoughts...
2. way less fun and Lea
3. and I definitelly need to improve posting on Bureks... :)

Blogging is fun...

Systhematic teaching... :)

and she would be awesome too... :)

I wish to have her on staff...

My selfishness

Well, I am a selfish pig.(ok, ok I know you know that... :) )
I have been getting lately some awesome funny christian cartoons and I thought to share with you few of them every now and then...
Here is the first one...

LAzio

p.s.
Ofcourse I can not relate to the joke at all. Nothing like that ever happened to me...

RESPECT BRADDA

May favourite british dr. friend, have posted an awesome thing. you wanna read it.

I am still shocked. I am not sure if its a cultural sensitivity? or just claming the truth(that Croatia will win), or just simply has Mazohistic motivation, he wants to get beaten up in england tomorrow night... :)

You have to know, that Wednesday night Croatia plays versus England in Zagreb... Its soccer. its the european superball kinda thing... (women not interested at all, maybe only about the handsome goalkeepr... :) )

OK so anyway... HE did the best thing possible. :)

LOVE YOU DR. ANDY. And TRULY RESPECT YOU FOR THIS...

adolf hitler and GOD's sense for humor...

OK, you guys remmeber, that we were at a missions conference in august? Well right accorss the lake there is a little castle which has belonged to the famous adolf hitler (the first letters of his name are written small on purpose-read the book: The boys of Paul street:Ferenc Molnár).

Now, many years after he thought he is "big" his used to be castle is now a place to rent a boat... :)

GOD has a good sense for humor... :)


p.s. Beth Stewart thanx for the pics...

GOOD NEWS of ADSL (or the Gospel according to Internet)

WOW guys, I can not find words that would describe my joy... in less the 30 days I have INTERNET at my house...
My addiction will be met again. I will post again. I will actually be able to send e-mails...
JOY
J O Y
J O Y

"Rejoice with Laci every nation of the world, Praise T-com all my cyber soul"
Apokriph Gospel of Laci

The BEST candy...

We were blessed to recieve a care package. In it besides the awesome CD's we got some Jelly Beans... :)

They are the best Candy ever invented...

Tony and Kim, THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH...

Laci, Keri and Lea.

THA BILL...

We just recently got an electric bill, our friend has drawn our attention to what is written on the envelope:

"In case you did not got this bill, please let us know"

Well I guess "rocket scientists" are everywhere... :)

Two new sports invented in Serbia...

Hi guys,
Due to the floods the almighty Balkan menthality invented 2 new sports.
1. waterski on the highway
2. water soccer

The are applying to the Olimpic community with the desire to accept it into 2008 Olimpic games in Peking... all you need is flood...and since China is big, they would held these two competition in that part of China where the flood is...

I just like the Balkan menthality, its one thing to be in trouble but the question is how can we make fun out of it... :)

believe it or not...

Believe it or not, if you endure a little more you will be able to read a new post soon...actually several of them...
I needed some time to regain my creativity so I went to the nicest places on the world and had done nothing just sunbathing...and enjoying GOD's creation...After that I went skiing in the Alps and then to Peru...
So after weeks of not doing a thing, not caring for people, not even trying to be a good husband, father and a pastor...and all that...I will write...



Of course, before someone thinks its true I am being sarcastic... :)

You wanna make money?

Honestly all of us are getting these kind of e-mails. But this is a for sure way.

If you know where these two fellows are, please let me know...I will give you half of the money...
:)

Here is a help. A cool blogger that can help you where to find him...

OK. I have to admit. I was not called by GOD to serve in the Balkans....It was the call of finding these guys and making the 5 million dollars... :)

METALLICA IN VUKOVAR

This is a great news(at least for the fans). I captured a picture of the "Metallica Tour bus" in Vukovar. And the most amazing was it was right next to the building I live in... :)
They could have truly stopped by at my appartmant for a coffee or something... :)



OK, the truth is its a local-locksmith companies old junk van... Sorry Metallica fans...No concert in Croatia...:)

I THE PLUMMER

To understand what you are about to see you have to know few biographical details. My father is a jurnalist. My mother is an accountant. all we had in the house was paper, and pen. I grew up "withouth seeing" a hammer... :)Ok that is not absolutely true, but close enough to the truth...
My unability to fix things, to build things was always a stain on my "manhood."(if this would be a teleshop marketing I would probably write: and it had effected my marriage and sexual life too...) :)
With serving in Vukovar,Croatia, and the huge needs on the building, in the past year I was learning how to do insolation on the church building, how to build and fix, many-many things...But the challenge came...
Our tap got broken...we went and bought a new one. As a sissy man I asked the seller if he knows a plummer who could come and install it instead of the old one...
The guy in the store looked to me as: "dude, are you nuts????whats wrong with you???" So he explained to me (How easy it is...) how to install it. As an encoureged, brave man I came home...And after short 90 minutes: "Heureka"..."I am a plummer..."
We can't wait to take a shower, a bath...So just as Tom Hanks screamed "I made fire"(in the movie: Castaway), now I feel like: "I made tap"..."I the man."

I know this is way off, of all that was published before. I am aware of that non of you will be spiritually be built up buy this. But thought to share it with you anyways...
I am inlarging my toolbox DEFINITELY... :)

tag confessions?

I have been tagged to do a blog confession...

SO dear Padre, fra Blog:

I confess:

1. making the coffee stronger than most people like it...
Turkish coffee rules(The Balkans is "the heaven of turkish coffee")

2. being lazy, even if those tha know me think it is not true...I desperately lust after not doing a thing and not caring for anything...

3. being forgetfull...

4. not saying: NO, when I should...

5. well 5 is not enough...I have waaaaaaaaaay more...

So dear "Fra blog". How many 'hail Maries' and 'Our Father' will help me enter the kingdom...?

There is GOD(in Hungary)...

After "short" 14 years of living in Hungary, after 6 years of being married to a Hungarian, and haveing 1 kid together... finally the Hungarian officials thought this guy should get a Hungarian citizenship... Trust me if you ever had to deal with Hungarian birocracy you know that this is a definite proof of GOD's existence...:)
So on tuesday 11.45 Hungarian time, I will say the next: I Laszlo Nemeth recieve Hungary as my homecountry, I will be a faithfull citizen of the Republic of Hungary, I will respect and keep its laws. As much as I am able I will protect it and serve it...(translated by me...)

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO PRAYED FOR IT...It came through your knees too.

what a wierd lunch...

Well, after seeing this picture you can probably have many questions...
but there is only one simple answer...
We are on a diet...
This is supposedly a diet made by United Nations(I will check on that), specially for Finland and Hungary. I got it from a friend for whom it worked...
for 90 days we gonna have 5 different kind of days.
day one: protein day
day two: rice and stuff
day three: Carbohidrates
day for: fruit
day five: Once a month after fruit that a water day...(killer)
so I will let you know how it goes...
I was 92 Kilograms when I started the diet. running 1 a week... I was never 92...When I left Szeged I was almost 10 kilograms less...
If I go down to 82...I will feel good...If I go down to 80 I will look like Brad Pitt, If I will be under 80 will move out from the concentration camp... :)

The flood-day!!!

This whole day was a „slow motion day“... we decided to have slower day, kind of one more day off, before we get back to the every day rutine...
This afternon as we were just chillin' and Lea was sleeping...suddenly we heard something like a sound of waterfall...so I opened the door and on our tenth floor in the hallway was full of water and from the wall(where the pipes should be...) water was coming out... I ran out and closed it...(„Hero of the day moment“) and since we are on the top the water was leaking all the way down...so Keri and I started cleaning it...(Lea enjoyed watching it...although she wanted to sit into it...  )
If you wonder why would somone do such a thing...well, later the day in another building to boys were caught...age of 14...they were bored in the winter break...and went building to building and they did the same...
Intresting afternoon huh?